So I shall set the scene, there I am minding my own business roaming the aisles of Girrawheen shopping centre with my daughter buying ingredients for lunch. Now for those of you not in the know Girrawheen isn't my local suburb but it is not the most upmarket of areas. In fact based on casual observation I suspect there were more teenage mums under 19 and mullets on guys per square foot that almost anywhere in Western Australia.
So as I watch the menagerie of locals wander past my eyes are drawn to a familiar form. I recognised this guy from my previous gym. Now from memory when he joined he was a pasty skinned guy mid to late twenties hailing from either Scotland of England (didnt ever speak to him but picked up some accent). At the time he was simply an average build and certainly not someone you would suspect of training when you spot him in a wife beater.
Fast forward a year and our old friend has juiced himself to the gills, so much so I could barely recognise him. Now he is sporting a sprayed on tank top, fake tan, a bloat that resembles an allergic reaction and judging by the redness in his face the start of some nice blood pressure issues, oh and such poor proportions I wonder what the silly bastard can possibly see when he looks in the mirror. By the way he still has 12 inch calves so god knows if he really thinks he has a shot at competing!
Now here is the thing, I watched this guy begin his transformation at my old gym and rarely was there any focus on the big lifts. Lots of dumbell this, and go for the burn that but no old school effort. So here he is with his drug built shitty physique and no real experience of what his body is really capable of. Given I know this gym and pretty sure who deals the shit,then its clear the numpty is taking fuck knows what with unknown purity. Oh and I would bet my ass he has no idea how to run a cycle or even consider coming off and running PCT.
In fact at some point his dickwad trainer/dealer will either run out of supply or something will change and he will have to come off. Having never trained naturally he will struggle to train well again and the drop in size and recovery ability post cycle will right royally fuck with his brain.
So before you all say my body my choice I shall start by injecting...FUCK YOU! Until you train long and hard for a number of years minimum 5-10 and are clearly nearing your genetic potential then I think you have no right to fuck with the gear. Even worse if you are a half wit just recently off the boat who decides that you will run gear on your first serious training program then you deserve what stupid shit comes your way.
The annoying thing for me is I hate when tools like this give all of us a bad rep by association.
Bottom line, I know the dumb ass dealing to all of the members at that gym and he should wake the fuck up, second my red faced bloated friend you are the final TOOL OF THE WEEK for 2012.
Stay Strong
Thomo
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